Twofer

HOLY SHIT I HAVE INTERWEBZ NOW

SORRRRRY for beinz away. i've been moving AGAIN.

now i have internet. so now i can be here for you.

i'll never let go, jack.

buyin' houses, pimpin' hoes

on that note

This Land Ain't Your Land

G-------------- C
This land ain't your land,
-------------C
This land is my land
-------------D
I've got a shotgun
---------------G
And you ain't got one
-------------C
If you don't get off
---------------G ---Em
I'll blow your head off
-----D------------------G
This land is private property!

As I was walking
Around the boundaries
I spied two sweethearts
Under some oak trees
I grabbed their car keys
As I yelled out, "FREEZE!"
This land is private property!

I've roamed and rambled,
Across my back lot,
And many a backside
I've filled with buckshot,
If you don't want shot,
You'd better git got!
This land is private property!

Whether campers hiking,
or campers running,
I always spot them
and come out gunning.
So to keep breathing
You'd better be leaving.
This land is private property!


Thats right. As a camper we sang songs about misanthropic landowners who shoot campers. My camp was fucking awesome. Actually we used to have to beg them to let us sing this song. After my first summer there they kinda realized it was a little on the dark side and decided to omit it from the repertoire, but not the song book.

I just found my camp songbook!

thats right, i went to sleep away camp.

i also stole the songbook

and now i'm going to start posting them.
MUWHAHAHA

this week is moving slowly

updation

tirrred

GWAR

Theremin Vs. Cat

the other cat's face at the end is priceless

moar ning

This is probably the most important thing you'll see today

Cock Gobblers

Cats Suck

Bishop in a Turleneck