i really need sleep right now

FAntastic

country time lemonade

poop

Mr. Douchebag

Thanks Meaghan... thats how you spell your name right?

JIZ!

Thanks Julius

Sweet dreams are made of these

BEARFORCE ONE!!!!!



Thanks Tess :)

Bloggin like a boss.

DildoSport!

best part is when she high-fives her strap-on

THIS LOOKS LIKE SO MUCH FUN

Yep, he's scuba diving in a GIANT ASS MUD PUDDLE.

okay... technically its a lake and its covered in volcanic ash, but STILL its effing suuuhhwweeettttttt.

WESLEYAN THROWBACK!!!!

DAAAAAAMN.

also, that double headed dildo...

bollocks

Video mashup of the day!!!

now mute that one and press play on THIS one:



also, i would like to mention how unsafe that first video seems.

And and also this:

MARIONETTA FUEGO!!!



Ru Paul's Drag Race really needs a puppet to win. WHERE ARE ALL THE PUPPET DRAG QUEENS RU PAUL!? ARE YOU RACIST?

Thanks, Joe John.

feeling lazy

so you get this dog:

ef you monday. heres some animals.

This totally counts as animals right?


And this?

Twerk it like you means it, bitch

that train sure can pop it.