ITS LIKE A TOY YOU CAN EAT

there is so much wrong with this. starting with the fact that we're turning hot-dogs into people, quickly moving into the fact that this was clearly recorded with a camcorded from the internet, galloping into the woman's overly cheerful demeanor and finally slamming straight into paying ELEVEN FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A PLASTIC GEGAW THAT DOES SOMETHING YOU COULD EASILY DO WITH A KNIFE.

oh america... clearly freedom has its price.